What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?